Normally, remote controls are not very impressive, nor are they very memorable. Both of those facts go out the window when The Tek Partner Giant Remote enters the room. This titan of television measures a staggering 8" long x 5.5" wide x 2" thick when it rests on your coffee table, blocking your view of the screen. it's a small workout just to lift it up, as most hands can't even grab it around the thinnest section.

Constructed from China's most elusive and mysterious plastics, the Tek Partner Universal Remote Control is just that—it works with most every tv set out there. It arrives on the back of a toiling UPS driver with a code list that displays most makes and models of tv sets out there. And with a few button presses with your strongest finger, you'll be watching your favorite show, knowing that you selected the channel harder than anyone else on your block.

And should an unfortunate accident happen where you find yourself trapped underneath this monstrosity, calling for help, simply pound a button, and the unit beams a pulsing, bright red, lighting up the sky for all to heed its warning—"Beware! Here there be terrible shows! He who dares watch reality TV faces my wrath!" This is one remote that's ALWAYS in control.